Geek Mom Who Reviews Gadgets, Books, and Everything Else

1. My daughter was being a typical 2 year old Diva.

2. She screams when the sunlight hits her through the window of the car, and she proclaims she is hurting and rocks her car seat profusely back and forth.

3. I saw this American flag and it was gorgeous in the sunlight.

4. I wore flip flops and I sand-papered my big toe on concrete.

5. This big fat woman bless her, in her single vehicle traffic jam vehicle AKA mini van, almost ran into me. I curved to the ditch.

6. The guy in our office got a huge bojangles bag this morning, and I know the bathroom will be raunchy this afternoon.

7. I am alive and my children are alive and I have a job.

The end.