This is not gonna be your typical review from me. If you want to get “technical” it is sorta a review. A review of the craziest stuff that has happened in my life. I will mention no names for the sake of these peoples identity. You know who you are…
1. One time, I knew this kid. He made cinnamon flavored toothpicks, and almost poisoned half the 6th grade. He got into serious trouble. Needless to say, we did buy any more toothpicks or his 50 cent gum.
2. This girl stole all my candy out of my pocketbook, when Chiclets were cool in early grades. (k1-5). I got really upset. I cam home and cried to my grandfather, they kept stealing my candy. My grandfather gave me all this ex lax that looked liked Chiclets. Yeah, the girl in the brown hair with that pink gaudy bow, you stole my candy. Your had to leave school, because your stomach hurt. (in way shape or form, try this in this present time.
3. I know this person that has two cousins. One was named “lightning” , the others name was “thunderbolt”.
As I was writing this my two year old picked up a handful of potting soil and threw it at my person. I was shocked and disgruntled with potting soil in my head and in the creases of my keyboard.
There are some more crazy happenings in my life. Maybe I will write about them one day.
